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fml
1. (FML) (4832↑, 1467↓)
means Fix My Lighthouse. Back in the 17th Century, lighthouse keepers were tthe butt of everyone's jokes. When a lighthouse keeper was made fun of, his retort would be "why dont you fix my lighthouse\!" which was shortened over time to FML. This term was made famous in the great battle of the Sole Bay in 1902 where 14 peolpe died and 1 person broke their glasses.

"if you are going to take the piss out of me then why don't you FML\!

2. (fml) (6741↑, 3581↓)
short for: Fuck My Life

I just totally dropped that pass. FML guys.

3. (FML) (3571↑, 2034↓)
an acronym for Fuck My Life, but also the name of a popular website, where people post their embarrassing stories. They all start with Today and end with FML

Today, I put skittles up my vagina, to be cute for my boyfriend on valentines day, so i would taste good. As he was eating me out, he pushed one skittle up so far and couldn't get it out. I ended in up in the ER for 4 hours, with laughing nurses. FML.

Author: little resheniz http://fml.urbanup.com/3726395
4. (fml) (3565↑, 2034↓)
Made popular from the teen movie Superbad, in the scene where the employee at the liquor says "Fuck My Life". fml is an easier, faster way of saying something when nothings going your way.

Broseph: Yo i got a 85 on the test, how'd you do? Brosk: I failed, fml.

5. (FML) (1658↑, 674↓)
This commonly used acronym is used by melodramatic, unappreciative teenagers who believe they have the worst life in the world, often due to their own actions, when in truth they do not.

Girl: FML I'm studying for a test. My life sucks. Boy: FML my parents won't buy me a new car. My life sucks. It: FML my parents took away the cell phone for two days that they pay for because I stole then crashed their car and am failing all my classes because I don't do crap. My life sucks.

Author: jaydawg3000 http://fml.urbanup.com/4056455
6. (fml) (1326↑, 862↓)
fuck my life when one is in a bad situation and needs to fill that agravated sigh in with a word.

"dude i think your mom is making out with that guy again." "fml....not again."

7. (fml) (497↑, 117↓)
a word used by pricks to describe how terrible they THINK their life is, when it really could be alot worse. also used by people who believe that by saying the word, they will become cool just like everybody else.

Prick: Yesterday my mom just bought me a mercedes instead of the ferrari that i wanted. fml Prick: ahhhh fml. Person: Maybe your life would not be as bad if u didnt spend so much of it on [fmylife.com] and picked up your cell phone to make plans.

Author: angeredblackman http://fml.urbanup.com/3889939
8. (FML) (346↑, 22↓)
An acronym overused by whiny teenage girls who can't stand when one tiny thing about their life goes wrong.

Katie: omfg\!\! me and my bf of 3 days got into an argument\!\!\! FML\!\!\! Bill: Shut up, [bitch]. No one cares.

Author: omgwaffleslol http://fml.urbanup.com/4802511
9. (FML) (343↑, 30↓)
1) Acronym. Stands for "Fuck My Life". Used liberally in posts on [social networking sites], [instant messages], and [text messages]. Generally used as [shorthand] for "nothing is going right in my life" or "my life sucks". 2) Name/Song Title. "FML" is the name of a song by popular [electronic music] artist [deadmau5]. FML is track one off the album entitled "For Lack of a Better Name" released in 2009.

When I saw deadmau5 perform FML live my ears ejaculated\!

10. (FML) (620↑, 493↓)
Fuck my life. Pretty self explanitory. It's when life gets really hard, and all you want to say is "fuck my life". Coined by the liquor store employee in Superbad.

I have five exams this week....FML (Fuck my life).

11. (FML) (215↑, 108↓)
Acronym for Fuck my life.

BR: FML. \>:/ AK: And that is? BR: Fuck my life.

12. (fml) (283↑, 177↓)
An acronym for "Find My Lamp" in a case where one cannot find one's own lamp.

Hey Brittany, fml Brittany: Okay:D

Author: Thunderboom http://fml.urbanup.com/2933061
13. (fml) (187↑, 128↓)
Freak mutan lizards

d00d\! fml\! sweet\!

Author: AmberApparatu$ http://fml.urbanup.com/3171163
14. (fml) (222↑, 164↓)
fine malt liquor
15. (fml) (85↑, 51↓)
an easier way of saying "forgot my lunch" this term will be used when you have arrived somewhere without your lunch.

Dammit i [fml] again\! Oh crap i [fml] \!

Author: caroline0alana http://fml.urbanup.com/5368877
16. (fml) (86↑, 53↓)
Full of mayo

Dude, you are so fml

17. (FML) (84↑, 51↓)
Stands for Fuck My Life. A popular website (fmylife.com) where people can post about shitty things that happened to them. While a lot of FML stories are fake nowadays, they can still be plausible and entertaining, unlike the faggots on MLIA who post about how they got chased by some dude dressed in a banana suit at Walmart.

Today, I thought it would be funny to tickle our high school's star wrestler. He responded by punching me in the face. FML.

18. (FML) (84↑, 51↓)
Newly revised meaning for FML is "Fuck My Lips". Fuck my life got over used. It's time for a change.

what's fml? fuck my lips? queer

19. (FML) (84↑, 51↓)
A slang short form for "Feel my Legs" originating in Hawaii. Mostly used by shark attack survivors, women who aged well, and men that shaved for the first time.

"FML girlfriends, its like im still 20\!" "Gnarrly dude... FML? They got radical scars on it." "Dude FML\! Its so soft\! Like a newborn baby\! No im not being gay im being serious\! FML\!\!\!"

20. (FML) (84↑, 51↓)
Acronym for "Fuck My Life"

Today I was fired from my job because the mug on my desk said "Fuck" on it. FML

21. (FML) (84↑, 51↓)
fuck my life.

An example of a FML moment would be when you wake up on a Saturday morning ready for work and upon arriving at work, you realize it is indeed Saturday.

22. (FML) (83↑, 51↓)
Feel My Legs

Kid- "Mom, why do you keep saying fml? What's it mean?" Mom- "Uh, feel my legs, honey" Other lie/excuse/variations include: farts my linger freshen my lettuce feed me linguine fasten my laces

23. (Fml) (83↑, 51↓)
Feed My Llama

person1: Dude i really dont like you person2: I really dont care go and fml

Author: count thingamajig http://fml.urbanup.com/5394212
24. (FML) (83↑, 51↓)
FML stands for Fuck My Life. It is usually used when someone is extremely irritated with something happening to them.

FML \!\!\!\!I FELL ONMY RIGHT ANKLE WENT TO THE HOSPITAL AND THEY SAID I SHOULDNT WALK ON IT FOR 10 DAYS \!\!\!\!NOW I HAVE AN INJURED BACK ARM LEG ANCKLE AND STOMACH \!\! FML FML FML \!\!\!

Author: MidnightDawn http://fml.urbanup.com/5318810
25. (fml) (83↑, 51↓)
short for: Fishy Meat Loaf

Wow morghyn thats some pretty bomb FML, you add tuna into the beef when you made it?

26. (FML) (83↑, 51↓)
An acronym for 'fix my leg'.

I just tripped down 45 flights of stairs. FML.

Author: It's Over 9000\! http://fml.urbanup.com/5008988
27. (FML) (83↑, 51↓)
Internet slang meaning "fuck my life", used mostly by rich snobby teams who think their life sucks any time something remotely unfortunate happens.

This is the worst Martin Luther King Jr. Day ever. I asked my dad for 2 Porsches and a Benz to drive when i turn 16, but he got me 2 Benzes and a Porsche\! FML

28. (fml) (83↑, 51↓)
fuck my life.

i can't even pull a cross country runner, fml.

Author: your pal al. http://fml.urbanup.com/4833341
29. (FML) (83↑, 51↓)
noun - A shortened term for the website 'Fmylife.com', but can also be used as a shortened way to say 'Fuck my life'. It is a website which includes multitudes of fictional stories about people having their days ruined in some horrible or upsetting way. The handful of stories that are true, however, always occur as a fault of the writer.

"Hey, your cat just ate your fish." "Why?" "Because you left it out of the bowl." "Dude, FML."

30. (FML) (83↑, 51↓)
Short for: Fuck my life

My parents were celebrating my birthday wrong for 16 years. FML

31. (FML) (83↑, 51↓)
It stands for "Fuck my Life". There are times when theres nothing else to say but that.

Randy: Thank God its Saturday tomorrow. Buck: Dude its Wednesday tomorrow. Randy: Arrhhh FML.

Author: Call me Nothing http://fml.urbanup.com/4531670
32. (FML) (83↑, 51↓)
1. Fuck my life, a very funny website where people talk about how bad their lives are. 2. Free misguided leprochauns, what you tell your parents FML means.

Parent: FML? Why are you on a website called FML? What does that stand for? Child: (laughing) FREE MISGUIDED LEPROCHAUNS\!

Author: freemisguidedleprochauns http://fml.urbanup.com/4324942
33. (fml) (83↑, 51↓)
FUCK MY LIFE when something shitty happens to you, like when you trip and fall into a garbage can and your granny panties show you wouls say FML\!

I tripped FML\!

Author: beyondbuzzed45 http://fml.urbanup.com/4230185
34. (FML) (83↑, 51↓)
Short for Fuck My Life, and is the most over-said phrase that (most) people use in not-bad-at-all situations.

OH FML, I LOST A BET FOR $5\!

35. (FML) (83↑, 51↓)
Fuck my life, an unfortunate event which usually involves someone getting hurt owned pwned or insulted.

Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. 20 minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML

Author: someone...MUAHAHAH http://fml.urbanup.com/4151362
36. (FML) (84↑, 52↓)
what poser dickheads say to feel important and needed. the intended response is supposed to be something re-assuring, but don't ever give in to these attention-seeking wastes of DNA. "Roughly translated": Fuck My Life

Ted: Ugh, I have so much homework. FML." You: Shut up Ted, you're an idiot.

Author: cherrymygrapes http://fml.urbanup.com/4084236
37. (FML) (83↑, 51↓)
Fruit my loom

Your mom told me to fruit her loom or FML

38. (FML) (83↑, 51↓)
"Fucking My Lady" polite way to say that you are fucking your girl. Used mainly on Myspace.

Larry: What are you doing man? Bob: I'm FML\!\!

39. (FML) (83↑, 51↓)
Fuck My Legs- A. used in situations where people know their dancing capabilities are limited. B. Used in the military by injured military personnel. C. 1.Women who can't orgasm because of the relatively small size of their partners' penis find [thigh fucking](urban dictionary has erroneous definition) to be a preferred method. 2. Aside from thigh fucking, women often lay ontop of their partner with the penis running length wise along the labia between their legs so the head points to their AssHole, keeping it out of the vaginal cavity in order to stimulate clitoral arousal.

(hot bitch) lets dance stud\! (KMN) FML's I can't dance for the life of me. Atleast not standing up... \{Drill Sergeant\} (after a parachute jump) Get up Private, what's wrong with you, stop dreaming about mand-candy in your mouth and fall back in formation\! MOVE\!\!\!\! \{Private\}(in agonizing pain) I can't sarge\!\!\! FML\!\!\! FML\! FUCK MY LEG IS BROKEN\!\! \{HugeTwat\} Man I'm so glad I ran into such a big dude tonight.... I thought I would have to settle for one of these small skinny guys at the library...I need you to stuff me right now \{BigMotherFucker\} OK \{HugeTwat\} what the fuck is that little dick? W/e i guess its going to be another FML tonight..

Author: KMN MakinAMessInYourMouth http://fml.urbanup.com/3965271
40. (fml) (83↑, 51↓)
something you say when everything is wrong.

SHIT I fucked up again, FML

41. (fml) (83↑, 51↓)
Acronym for "fuck my life"

Ugh, fml so hard.

42. (FML) (83↑, 51↓)
short for "Fuck my life." Perfect for use in one's Facebook status during the end-of-the-semester crunch or during final exams. Note: the "m" can be substituted for the initial letter of any other pronoun.

"What's up with Gerry? His facebook status says 'Gerry says FML.' Should I be worried?" "Nah, he just has 2 ten-bangers due tomorrow that he hasn't started." OR "Richelle, we need to start cramming soon. Like, FOL."

Author: jdizzleSK88 http://fml.urbanup.com/3498728
43. (Fml) (83↑, 52↓)
Short for [fuck] my life

I was in a club bathroom with a girl wh where making about she was taking my top and bra off as was I hers when I pulled her [bra] strap let's just say I was [fingering] myself that nite fml [Btw] I'm a [lesbian]

44. (Fml) (83↑, 52↓)
Generally short for Fuck My Life People tend to use this slang when they have done something wrong

Me: I'm really sorry I didn't mean to spill that wine on you\! Friend: Well It's going to stain... Great\! Me: FML\!

Author: Mike the greatest peep around\! http://fml.urbanup.com/5307143
45. (fml) (83↑, 52↓)
Fuck My Life

My life sucks, fml

Author: Hella Yeah13 http://fml.urbanup.com/4464537
46. (FML) (83↑, 52↓)
fuck my life

docter said stop smokin when i dont even smoke... FML\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

Author: MEXISNIPER$$$20105 http://fml.urbanup.com/4433632
47. (fml) (84↑, 53↓)
fuck my life

girl: my boyfriend broke up with me. FML

48. (FML) (82↑, 51↓)
Short for fuck my life, originating from Superbad. Also, a popular website where people can come together and feel sorry for themselves.

Dude: Wow, he's on that website again? Bro: Yeah, he says FML all the time now. Dude: Maybe its time to GET OVER IT.

Author: stopsayingthat http://fml.urbanup.com/3855836
49. (FML) (83↑, 52↓)
Fuck my life

I just pooped my pants... FML

50. (FML) (87↑, 57↓)
Feed My Lion Only gays and queer suicidal pricks say FML as in "Fuck My Life" so this is an alternative for more lively, easy going people. FML

Going to the zoo later, FML Ah gotta get home later, FML, he's always hungry.

Author: blanketwarrior http://fml.urbanup.com/5891978
51. (FML) (84↑, 54↓)
FML was originally an acronym for "Fuck my life" but has now been adopted by many as a joke to represent "forgot my lunch"

Example one: "I just got dumped. Fml." Example two: Person 1 - "Ahh man.. fml\!" Person 2 - "Damn.. It's okay you can share my sandwich"

Author: Always forgetting my lunch http://fml.urbanup.com/5025747
52. (Fml) (83↑, 53↓)
Finger me lightly.

Johnny, please fml\!\!\!

53. (FML) (83↑, 53↓)
stands for "fuck my life", used when something really shitty happens

The love of my life won't talk to me anymore, I have no friends and all I do is go to class, study, and go to work. FML.

54. (FML) (83↑, 54↓)
Recently re-acronymized to stand for "Failing my life." on fmylife.com's FAQ. Apparently, people get their panties in a bunch because they think "Fuck my life" is too vulgar, but we all know that FML really stands for fuck my life.

Today fmylife.com re-acronymized fml to stand for "failing my life" rather than "fuck my life." FML

Author: xwthwthwtfx http://fml.urbanup.com/4266544
55. (fml) (84↑, 54↓)
1. Free Mark-up Language. Web-development language that just happens to be free. 2. Fuck My Life, although this is rarely perceived so.

1. I made a free website using FML and its free. 2. Person A: Where did I put it? Oh fuck I lost it FML. Person B: If you lost your FML you can download it again

Author: .vbpeppermint http://fml.urbanup.com/4121117
56. (fml) (83↑, 54↓)
fml; [IM] for Fuck My Life for short; as in [lol] for Laughing Out Loud; or when something doesnt go the way you've planned; or when something screws up; used to describe how [shitty] something is, or how [angry] you are.

"The police caught them with the [booze] & confiscated all of it" - "fuck my life, no way are you kidding? FUCK ME, fml man. fuck my life"

Author: twentyDecHouse http://fml.urbanup.com/4116007
57. (FML) (83↑, 55↓)
FML means Feed My Lama

Zoo Keeper - Oops\! I forgot to feed the lama in the petting zoo, FML Worker - O.K then boss

58. (FML) (85↑, 58↓)
Feeling Mighty Lousy

I was backing out of my driveway, and I ran over my cat... FML

Author: Edna Thompson http://fml.urbanup.com/4192449
59. (FML) (540↑, 540↓)
Fuck me, Lambert-An acronym referring to Adam Lambert and his extreme sexiness. This acronym can be used whenever one encounters media related to Adam Lambert, and is overwhelmed with lust. A wider use of this acronym can occur when one merely intends to express feelings of lust (similar to UNF)

1. Did you see the Rolling Stone cover of Adam? Jeez, FML.

Author: rumpledblanket http://fml.urbanup.com/4026567
60. (FML) (170↑, 170↓)
acronym for [fuck my life]

"Hey, that creepy guy is staring at you again." "ugh. FML." "Hey, did you study for the big test?" "No, FML."

Author: cantstoptherain http://fml.urbanup.com/3561973
61. (FML) (440↑, 440↓)
The acronym for Fuck My Life. Originated from the popular film "Superbad". Used in a situation that causes much anger or strong feelings.

1. The drunk man awoke next to another man in his bed and said oh "FML" 2. The man was hit by a car and yelled "FML"

62. (fml) (0↑, 1↓)
fuck my life, used when angry

I got detention today, FML.

Author: awesome-epical-xx http://fml.urbanup.com/6360441
63. (fml) (0↑, 100↓)
Fetch Me Lube. Believed by the masses to mean 'fuck my life.' Only a handful of enlightened individuals have achieved knowledge of its true, almost spiritual meaning. These individuals are able to comprehend that the utterer of the phrase (whose life appears to be in a dire place) is requesting lubricant in order to ease sexual acts, thereby cheering themselves up.

Dude1: "[Voldemort] totally killed my [fam] when I was but a [wee] [babby], fml" Dude2: "Vaseline? K-Y?" Dude1: "What?" Dude2: *Guards the secret, meditates and floats away*

Author: Fragger2040 http://fml.urbanup.com/6229772
64. (FML) (0↑, 101↓)
Funny Midget Lions

I saw some FMLs today.

Author: I Yuki Cross I http://fml.urbanup.com/6185459
65. (fml) (0↑, 101↓)
What sad attention seeking emos say. Fml - Fuck My Life. Also known as 'Fuck My Llama'. Main reason why they say it is for the attention; wishing for their life to be fucked is quite an extreme thing to say, far too extreme infact to be said because of not having any pens. I know because this happened in school today...

Emo's friend: Hey Can I borrow a pen? Emo: OMG Fuck My Life (fml) I left them at home\!

66. (FML) (0↑, 101↓)
Acronym of Fuck Me Laughing.

FML, he's so french. (Fuck me laughing, he's so french)

67. (FML) (0↑, 101↓)
metaphorically rape my life so it would die and i wouldnt have to take the regents

FMl i need a Twinkie

68. (fml) (12↑, 129↓)
fuck my life

man u dint reply fml

69. (FML) (28↑, 155↓)
(F)or the (M)otherfucking (L)oss A leet speak variant. Based loosely off of several sources, most notably the 80s game show HOLLYWOOD SQUARES. Normally the tag is FTL, with this acronym meaning a situation worse than normal. The inverse is FMW, a step up from FTW (For the win)

\<GUY1\> I have to go to jury duty on Saturday. \<GUY2\> FML \<GUY1\> Serious.

Author: Ringmaster - USMC http://fml.urbanup.com/3900382
70. (FML) (42↑, 196↓)
acronim for "Fuck my life"

Today sucked...FML

Author: Tmoney89albany http://fml.urbanup.com/3642533
71. (FML) (42↑, 196↓)
The art of doing to ones life what they would do to a partner

All this stress sometimes i just want to scream FML(FUCK MY LIFE)

Author: JIMMY JONAven http://fml.urbanup.com/3169574
72. (fml) (36↑, 200↓)
fml is also known as "fuck my life", used in a daily bases by local skaters.

Bryan:OMGG dude I fucking landed a tre flip and broke my board,fuck my life.[fml] Danny:Ahahah fuck your life or Cassie:Bryan,its over. Bryan:.....fuck my life.[fml]

73. (FML) (40↑, 268↓)
The commonly used phrase "FML" stands for "Fuck my Life". The word was made up in a living room while playing guitar hero with Riley, Chase, and Ghumps while all mourning over how there love lives sucked ballsack and beyond. FML may evolve into a club in some instances, all are welcome that are not currently in a relationship and/or happy with their current status of their love lives.

Commonly used in situations such as: Riley: "Chase your emo." Chase replies: "Ah shit...FML." or Ghumps: "GG im going to die alone and never fall in love again FML." or Riley: "OMG FML I'm so happy with my love life." Chase: "WTF Riley stfu your happy, you can't be in FML\! Get owned\!"

Author: Chaseblackbandit http://fml.urbanup.com/2819320
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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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